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Houseplants Found to Judge Owners, Withhold Photosynthesis
Ferns scored highest on quiet disapproval; succulents reported feelings of being overwatered and underestimated.
Prof. Barnaby FrondChair of Decorative Botany, Fern InstitutePublished Aug 3, 2026Peer review open
In a controlled trial, houseplants were shown photographs of their owners watering them irregularly. Measurable disappointment followed.
The study's lead author noted that the fiddle-leaf fig declined to participate, citing the conduct of the household.