Relationships · International Review of Obvious Results
Couples Who Found Parking Together Stay Together
Correlation 0.97. Causation remains, as ever, circling the block.
Lead Finding · Journal of Applied FindingsNSFW
Landmark Study: Every Couple Contains Exactly One Thermostat Expert
The expert is always cold. The other party controls the thermostat. Science cannot reconcile this.
Relationships · International Review of Obvious Results
Fridge Humming Attributed to Low-Level Existential Dread
The desk has reviewed the evidence and found it adequate.
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