Technology · International Review of Obvious Results
Inbox Zero Declared Physically Impossible by Panel of Physicists
The unread count is conserved: it can be archived, snoozed, or marked read, but never destroyed.
Lead Finding · Annals of Preliminary Conclusions
Standing Desks Reported to Spend Most of Day Sitting
The desks, purchased in a spirit of renewal, now hold the printer.
Technology · The Quarterly Guess
Group Chats Survive Entirely on Members Who Muted Them
The muted comprise 83 percent of membership and 0 percent of the 4,000 weekly messages.
Technology · Journal of Applied Findings
Recommendation Algorithms Confess They Are Just Guessing Loudly
The machine has seen 4,000 of your clicks and concluded you like clicking.
Technology · The Quarterly GuessNSFW
To-Do Lists Found to Be Decorative, Panel Confirms
The desk has reviewed the evidence and found it adequate.
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Technology · International Review of Obvious Results
Reply-All Storms Traced to Single Innocent Announcement
The desk has reviewed the evidence and found it adequate.