Account holders who checked their balance daily measured no growth. Holders who forgot the password entirely returned to find modest interest and peace.
The study's methodology section was itself too shy to publish.
Economy · Journal of Applied Findings
Savings Accounts Diagnosed With Chronic Shyness
Balances reportedly prefer not to be looked at directly and grow only when unobserved.
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